Emily ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ 24 ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Cis Female ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Ambiguously but Merrily Sexual in Most Directions ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ From the internet ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Cluelessly stubborn ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Basically unoffendable ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Hello friends and notfriends
*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*
i feel so whack judging lame people in relationships im so bitter that nerds can be happy
So just because someone doesn’t fit your definition of “cool” they’re not allowed to be in a happy, healthy relationship? Maybe that’s why you’re single.
im single because every sexual partner ive had has died from immense physical trauma due to my gigantic wiener. so maybe take a walk in my shoes before you judge…
tell me im cute then fuck me
I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”