Emily ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ 24 ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Cis Female ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Ambiguously but Merrily Sexual in Most Directions ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ From the internet ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Cluelessly stubborn ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Basically unoffendable ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Hello friends and notfriends
she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars
No one ever believes me when I tell them about this book, but it Does exist. Boners. Illustrated by Dr. Seuss.