Emily ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ 24 ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Cis Female ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Ambiguously but Merrily Sexual in Most Directions ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ From the internet ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Cluelessly stubborn ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Basically unoffendable ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ Hello friends and notfriends

(Source: gbash11)

asofterbucky:

she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars

the-hyrule-times:

LINK’S GRANDMA CONFIRMED FOR HYRULE WARRIORS WOW

the-hyrule-times:

LINK’S GRANDMA CONFIRMED FOR HYRULE WARRIORS WOW

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

parnassusontheweb:

No one ever believes me when I tell them about this book, but it Does exist. Boners. Illustrated by Dr. Seuss.

legalmexican:

FLAN

legalmexican:

FLAN

(Source: twitter.com)

thelimetree:

lilacballad:

magalis:

Idol.

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg

Honestly the best self defense advice I could give anyone is to be as weird as possible

thelimetree:

lilacballad:

magalis:

Idol.

here is the sample she provided of the voice she used omg

Honestly the best self defense advice I could give anyone is to be as weird as possible

nyooms:

nyooms:

why do the wizards have to keep the wizarding world a secret like what would the muggles even do about it

image

calm down voldemort 

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food